Had a Gander at Our Back-to-School Section Yet?

Because I had a near-ridiculous amount of fun with it.

The papers will be on stands through end of this week, with forays into the most oddball elective classes I could find at a handful of private schools — including “spy craft” (taught by a former CIA operative) and a survivalist course that imparts everything from bowhunting skills to live-saving strategies in the event of a nuclear blast.

I’ll leave it up to you to guess where to find those two.